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20 February 2007 | Andrés

Helginni vörðum við í góðum félagsskap í Berlín, þar sem við kíktum á þorrablót íslendingafélagsins. Harðduglegu stúdentarnir sem við erum tóku að sjálfsögðu nokkrar námsbækur með sér yfir sundið.

Efst í bunkanum hjá mér var stórskemmtileg grein sem heitir „What is al-Qaeda?“ og eftir því sem neðar dró varð lesefnið enn svæsnara. Ég gat fátt annað en vonað að engri flugvallarlöggunni dytti í hug að tékka sérstaklega vel á mér. Það gekk á leiðinni út, en Þjóðverjarnir á heimleiðinni létu ekki plata sig eins glatt og enskir kollegar þeirra.

Fyrst var bakpokinn minn tvískannaður í röntgengræjunni. Eitthvað þótti myndavélin mín grunsamleg, þannig að ég var leiddur í bakherbergi. Þar tók sérfræðingur lögreglunnar til við að strjúka myndavélinni með tissjúi, sem síðan var sett undir glerplötu í einhverju svakalegasta tæki sem ég hef séð. Þar var komið tromp flugvallarins — sjálf sprengiefnisleitarvélin!

Á meðan leysigeislar skönnuðu snýtuklútinn í leit dýnamítsögnum spurði aðstoðarmaðurinn mig spjörunum úr varðandi myndavélina. Ekki það að hann hafi haft einhverjar áhyggjur af mér — heldur hafði hann verið að spá í að kaupa sér sama módel. Núna veit hann þó að það er þrautin þyngri að komast í gegnum tollinn með hana…

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    Ég veit ekki, kannski eru bara Þjóðverjarnir bara nokkuð lúnknir í tollskoðunar jöfnureikingi:

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